Musical Meme out of procrastination (stolen from Erik, stolen from Kate)
Step 1: Put your media player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING

(Skipping ones with no words, and ones in languages that aren't English, also skipping intros)

1. Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Jonnie Ray; South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
2. What is it really? What's going on here? You got the system for total control.
3. Monday. Gonna take a ride on the N train, down to Coney Island
4. To our crazy fans, we wrote this song, especially for you...
5. Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye.
6. She's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage, and she won't eat eggs.
7. Drivin' around in a Volkswagen van, thinkin' bout the people upside down in Japan
8. She's driving away, with the dim lights on
9. Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
10. Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
11. Shuffle in the feet, thrive alive, Viking Confident, am lucky I...
12. 1,2,3,4 My baby don't mess around, because she loves me so...
13. Hate, something, sometime, someway, something kick off the front floor.
14. The world is spinning too fast. I'm buying lead Nike shoes.
15. I am a man, cut from the know
16. You've got to press it on you
17. I can't reject this empty hole. I cannot count the bloody cost.
18. There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
19. Love is like a bomb baby c'mon get it on
20. Shame, such a shame; I think I kind of lost myself again...

-MjL